“Stan was an inmate here?”
“For a time. Started working here while he was incarcerated. When he was freed, he held onto his job. Who else was going to hire a convicted sex offender? There’s absolutely nothing in his dental records, but his file says he was treated in the infirmary for a savage beating he received in the Yard in 2000. According to the report, he lost virtually all of his teeth.
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She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.